a weird dream

 i had the weirdest dream last night but it wasn't scary or anything. well so this is what happened in my dream, here i am pregnant but its not my baby i'm just being a surrogate mother and i'm not in labor yet so the hospital decides to have me induced and the nurse who is inducing me is McSteamy!  well so here i am standing in front of one of those delivery tables in one of those paper gowns wearing long socks scrunched down and my chucks standing on a skateboard and here is McSteamy crouching down on a skateboard trying to induce me and hes wobbling so i just look down at him while hes trying to look up the gown and i ask him "why don't i just step down?" and so i do and while he is inducing me he say oops i hit the baby! so when hes done i'm yelling at him "what do you mean you hit the baby??" so i wap him one upside the head and then i start going into labor and suddenly he starts freaking out on me! (what kind of man is that?) well anyway i'm in labor and next thing i know i'm being pushed onto the table. then i sort of lost time, next thing i know its a few days later and so i'm walking around with no baby!  and i'm following this kid i know and i think i see this other friend and i'm pointing out the friend to the kid and theres my friend carrying the baby and then it occurs to me that she was the person i was having the baby for!!! (DUR! chloe! mental smack to the head!)the baby was beautiful! fair skin and brilliant blonde hair and she had shiloh's lips but she was just gorgeous! well so i start talking to someone and and that someone says wow i didn't even realize you were pregnant! and my reply was "well its only 9 weeks for dogs!" (where did that come form?) then that was the end.

i was amazed with all the random information bouncing around in my head. out of curiosity i looked up pregnancy in a dream book and heres what i found

-Pregnancy: signifies an embryonic stage of a specific type of awareness or enlightenment.

so was the awareness for me or for the mother of the baby? i kinda liked the dream cuz i knew i was doing a good thing by having the baby there was no remorse over not being able to hold on to the baby i didn't even get a chance to hold her or see her after i gave birth. there was no handing over of the baby by a doctor i just knew that i loved it and i was doing a good thing. well was that a weird dream or what??

my my, how could i resist you?

Mamma mia, here i go again

yessi and i saw it today and it was really good and its hilarious to hear pierce broslen sing! if you've ever seen the commercial than its probably the one where it says you'll be wanting to be dancing up and down the aisles. well the female bruce in me comes out alot when i'm hanging out with yessi and so we  decided to dance up and down the aisles during the previews and at the end during the credits well yessi chickens out and dances when everyone is gone but i was dancing alot and i can't dance! so i was flirtatious with life! and a woman starts yelling at me telling me to movie and its just like kill joy! and the whole point of it is we went to the first showing on opening day so when we were dancing people would be more likely to get up and dance with us. well HAH the lady was old and looked like she has no fun in her life and of corse we saw it at the cursed Mann 9 in granada hills.

Janet and Alex

i met them and were tight!!!! i went to two signings one wasn't advertised that much so i had her all to my self and i got an end of line pic with her!!! just e-mailed Alex last night asking if she could e-mail it to me since my camera was being difficult!  well so i played it all cool. when we were in the car i was saying to my mom "i think thats Alex ... Janet Evanovich's daughter!" so my mom is like ask her. the way i pulled it off was so smooth and casual not as if i was meeting the daughter of one of my heros!!! so i walked past her and i turn slightly and i say "by the way are you Alex?"  then Alex says "yes, i am!" and she extends her hand and i say "hi, i'm Chloe Benado and i just love your website its wonderful i'm on it all the time i'm such a dork!" then i walk away and all these fat house wives you look like their meantly saying "F U to their husbands i'm never coming back!" so their just say oh i love your website blah blah blah and Alex looks over to me and shouts "look more dorks!" so a couple of minutes pass my mom finally gets out of the car but she doesn't bring out her book and i'm saying to her "ma what about your book? " she gets in the store and realizes she doesn't have her book! so i go outside Alex is still out there and i walk past her and i say "moms!" and shes like "yeah i know!" then i say "well it must be nice to work with your mom!" and Alex says "how with age Janet has turned in to a real work horse." then as i'm walking back after retrieving the book i say to Alex "by the way Dwayne 'the ROCK' Johnson has to play Ranger!" and Alex replies with "he could be in any movie he just need his shirt off!" then i said "AH! a girl after my own heart!" then i go inside and i met Janet. Janet was jet-lagged so she didn't talk much and i was so happy i don't remember alot that i said to her. but when Alex came in and said last in line pic i was shocked and than Alex was saying how usually there are balloons but there are none to day and i just look at everyone and i say "who needs balloons! i have Janet Evanovich!"  it was funny i said it in the Carrie Bradshaw voice where she says "Hello lover!"  but Janet put her hand on my back we get one pic taken i turn around and i just let out the tinest of giggles and Alex says just a few more and i turn and say to Janet "your just like Tyra Banks with your lil photo-shoots". And then we talk to Alex my mom brings up my jersey necklace and than i'm told that Trenton New Jersey isn't what it used to be and i get a told-u-so look from my mom and then we mention how we'll she them at the next signing which was the next day and Alex says "O yea, we'll have goodies tomorrow and i might even have something special for you!" 

So the next day rolls a long and we're in line waiting to get our books signed we had came earlier to get the wrist bands so were in the first group and i'm holding spots for my mom and yesenia and some how i got pushed to the end of the last groups line but i correct myself and i'm now in the right spot but i'm getting mean looks from these old women in their late 40s and then yesenia comes and stands next to me and i notice that the women are wearing i heart morelli hats so i try and start up polite conversation by saying"now see i'm a 'babecake' i can't decide!" and the women are like blah blah blah morelli then yesenia says shes morelli all the way and i just mention once you've re-read the series a couple of times you flip flop between men and ask why can't we have both? well so the women totally dismiss me and when Alex walks up to me she's like "oh hi!" i ask if i can have a pic with her and she says yes and then in front of everyone she goes digging in her bag and says "now i've started this trip carrying this one bottle" and then she hands me Ranger in a bottle. it takes me a minute to realize what she gave me i just though i was soap from her hotel room. and i go crazy once i realize what it is and my voice raised a lil in amazement and the women who were mean to me are giving the death glare and their eyes are saying "what makes her so special?" and then when Janet is signing my books i ask if she could do my umlot that she missed the day before and shes all livly today and talking up a storm and she asks if i pernounce my name differently and i say no. so she says oh its just to make you more special and then she says its not like you need to be anymore special and i say aw thanks Janet and then as we're leaving she says next time we'll be at my house and i trying to be funny says well then i won't have to steal your credit card to find out your address!

i was trying to be funny and i regret ever saying that!

i've thrown caution to the wind

yup i just finished remodeling the ONLY bathroom in the house and parents want boring brown outlet covers so there brown but i used any accent color to make them fabulous there Zebra print now. my mom is going to be pissed but what she going to do??? there already dry!!!! and there beautiful but i have a crytical eye when it comes to my own work so i'm obsessing over them but i'm proud of them! what do you think??? i think they'll add class to what was once known as a bathroom is now known as a "powder-room"!!

i'm amazing

there are times where nothing shocks me but today wasn"t one of those days. my very best friend's graduation is tomorrow and i got her a present that i think she will love. we she loves any thing magic, worldly, and urban. well so i got her this stainglass window thingy that is done up in moons and stars veery pretty and i got her a braclett with the evil eye on it its worldly and it will protect her. well what i'm loving is how i wrapped it i used the comic strip from the newspaper and its amazing!  theres a lil suction cup to go with the stainglass thingy and what i did was wrapped it and made it look like a flower. so therefore i'm amazed with my self.

my birthday is 20 days away!!

and this is what i asked for and it will be mail to my house any day now. its so beautiful!!!! i had the choice of Black or Wine Maroon, well i chose Maroon cause its a fun color!! and its more purple than maroon. but i love it and its text friendly! and i usually try not to show off but i'm so going to rub it in her lil rich backberry face!!!! 

last thursday

i love indy!! it was so good. i went and saw it with yessi my vote for the movie would be ten stars my vote for my audience experience would be a BIG zero. i was the only one hooting and hollering! but i recommend the movie for anyone.

i was a cheerleader for the first time in my life!

and it was so much fun!! i loved it. we were bored and all of a sudden i'm on my hands and knees and were making a pyriamid! it was so much fun the first time we did it it was only a 6 person pyrimid and the second time it was a 10 person pyrimid. it was so much FUN!!! and we never had a clean dismount! we always fell down and all we could do was laught our asses off when we fell down. i loved it being part of a team! i was a Cheerleader!

i'm on the bottom left hand corner. 

INDY

last year i just happened to see spiderman 3 the day it came out and the main thing i loved about it was how the crowd  participated people were hooting and hollering and clapping and booing when the villain appeared and that is the experience i want to have during Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the  crystal skull. its gonna be so much fun and i know that i will see it more than once. i can't wait! my mom's ONLY condition is that i com e home before midnight since it opens on a school night. i love and appreciate that my mom is giving me more slack and freedom and with me turning eighteen i know its only going to get harder for her to let go.

  OMG! harrison ford is so hot, but he's even hotter when he plays indy!!

i feel like a girl... AGAIN

i had my nails down today! i feel like a girl!  their dark red but they still look young and punk rock.

I'M GOING!!!

I'M GOING TO SAN DIEGO!!! MY MAMA SAID SHE WOULD TAKE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY AS A PRESENT!! ITS GONNA KICK ASS! I'M SO EXCITED!!!

SAN DIEGO

i have to go to the san diego tour! i absolutely must!! janet's gonna read from her book theres gonna be a Q&A and the signing. my mom says i can't go because its in san diego, "blah blah blah! san diego is 3hrs away! blah blah blah" well i mapquseted it and its only a 2hr and 21min long car drive!!! so take that!!! is i must go!!! i absolutely must.

i don't remember

i don't really remember watching fraggle rock i just remember singin and dancin to the opening theme song. their making a fraggle rock movie.  its funny listening to the 80's lingo! i'm watching an episode and its really adorable! they say mozy  alot! and you gotta like the songs. i can see myself diggin the show in the 90's watching it on the disney channel. i remember my shows were PB&J otter, Madeline, Fraggle Rock, The Jetsons, The Flinstones, The Muppet's show, and Lamb Chop.

WHITNEY WON!

whitney won!!! and now she is the absolute FIRST ANTM full-figure model

and you had to love that speech she gave it was beautiful and priceless.

HAH! there is a god!

theres this girl at my skool who has no concept of money and always gets what she wants. well she shops at this one store i like but its too expensive for me. she had bought this bag that i really liked and the price tag was $250... well now it is down to $19.99 ha i can now afford it!!

i've gone crazy!!

some people hear voices, some flip flop from happy to sad, and some forget. well i'm suffering from PLUM disease! i've started casting everyone for the roles of Ranger and Joe. like a couple a days ago i saw two of my male teachers walking together and i automatically thought of Ranger and Joe and i started assessing them think of what they'd need to change to make them into Ranger and Joe. but who cares about my problems i've always had Ranger who would be played by one of my future husbands Dwayne "the ROCK" Johnson, he has the right coloring and if you've ever watched the scorpion king then you know that the ROCK could pull off long hair. last night i watched the movie troy and Brad Pitt is so sexy in that movie and during the movie  Brad shows ALOT of himself! and let me just say this Angelina is a VERY lucky woman! well so i was saying we all say his gorgeous body!! and it was HOT!!  as Stephanie would put it ... YUM!!!!! i don't know if Brad could be Joe?

who else is excited about Indy?

i know i am! the new indiana jones movie is gonna rock! and to tell you all the truth indy was HOT back in the day!! who else agrees with me? 

my maturity level is at an all time low

seriously! i'm so freaking confused about everything! its that time of the month for me i have this idiot of a guy telling me "Oh, well at least you didn't spend your night barfing!" and i'm just like this isn't a competion! but of corse i say "you tell me about discomfort when you have to go through gut clenching cramps for about a week ever month and  at least your normal for a whole month!" seriously i'm normal for only one week per month! but oh well i had to re-take the KC today so it would be validated.  but i'm confused and  i have no idea about whats going on! i feel as if people are gonna start picketing against me!

potential prom dresses

i like the aqua blue one but the other ones are still pretty quite the dark blue is the exactly the same as the pink and black.

confused

i feel like one of those prozacs commercials when i'm depressed i can't focus on my classwork or homework and i try to drown out my feelings with candy and i just don't feel happy. my heart hurts, really not physically but mentally it aches and i've been trying to do me homework and i'm pissed that i can't focus!  this is so not fun and i really don't want my grades to suffer because of this. i don't need this! well i'm just really not digging this feeling and i need to hurry on getting my learners permit so i can help out on the summer road trip. god how do i make a freaking appointment with the DMV?

NOVA's international day

was internationally crappie!  i was stuck working the front door for 3hours and i asked sarah (that freaking ho) to come and get me  so i can watch the dance-off thats the only thing i wanted to see! well she totally dismissed me and never came to get me so i'm still royally pissed off so i'm going to be the vindictive bitch that i'm always called! so if she talks to me i'll confront her or i'll totally dismiss her like she dismissed me. but i'm still not happy one of the worst things that can happen to me is being forgotten but an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind!

ugh... its hot!!!bb

its like 9o degrees in my room!!! its hot and i'm tired and all i want to do is sleep but i got homework to do... 

but its HOT!!!

berkley was HORRIBLE!!!

thing that went wrong:

1. spend 15 min in fancy hotel, rooming with 4 other girls

2. parking 3 blocks away from berkley

3. walk around the berkley campus, NOT the REAL berkley campus the outside of the campus where i saw the back of   the  building, a fence, some bugs, cars, and a USED RED CONDOM!

4. all students became extremely dehydrated and weren't allowed to stop to re-hydrate

5. go to college class

6. rushed to the bart where we were not told that we were going to take the bart and had to pay for $6.80 tickets

7. get yelled at and herded form subway car to subway car

8. all students are dehydrated and starving since it is now 7:30pm and haven't eaten since 10am

9. had to walk with out stopping for 10+ blocks to the theatre

10. forced to run up 4 flights of stairs while ms. stribling rides elevator

11. forced to watch "the government inspector" and when the curtain fell was later told that it was ONLY intermission

12. allowed to go across the street to get a drink but had to throw it alway after downing it than had to run up 4 flights of  stairs AGAIN

13. fell asleep during second half of "the government inspector" and was awaken

14. finally was allowed to eat at midnight

15. had to go back on the bart and walk half way around berkley campus to get back to car

16. 1am we get back to the hotel

17. 1:15am asked ms. stribling to order a roll-away bed for my room

18. 2am ms. stribling NEVER ordered roll-away bed. so we order it

19. 2:30am  hotel gives us crap about not being in our room and refused to deliver roll-away bed

20. i slept on the floor

21. had paid the skool $50 to pay for hotel room and essentially my bed

22. at 3am getting to talk crap about ms. stribling and her RETARDED FAT ASS

Priceless!!!

my parents were at the hospital for 6 hours today

yup they were stuck there cuz my dad has gout. doesn't sound fun so just an up-date! he's trying to be macho nacho by not  using his crutches!

if you won 50 billion dollars...

what would you do with your winnings? now you don't have to put your family in consideration! you could spilt half with a friend or you use it just on yourself, no ones gonna judge! my best friend and i were just talking about it. i'm turning 18 and i realized i could buy a lottery ticket! how cool is that! and so we began talking about what we would spend our winnings on.  my first choice would be two tickets to Trenton, New Jersey  where i would be looking at real-estate and buy a apartment building so i would always be involved with New Jersey and possibly live bi-coastal. hey if anyone can help me i need an excuse to go to Trenton the stephanie plum excuse only gets me weird looks!

Aimee gone!!!

antm alert: aimee gets voted off by panel on antm cycle 10 episode 6. today the models were portraying different music genes. it came down to claire and aimee, but tyra and the panel were talking about how stacy-ann could have taken a risker shot but she went with a pose that was safe and boring and i thought it was very catalog!  heres aimee's pics

HAH!

my dad tried insulting me today. one of my chores used to be washing the dinner dishes but there was all this frustration and drama over it. my grandma use to run her fingers over the dishes trying to find grease but in turn she would be adding the grease and natural oils from her hands on to the plates. well so i don't have to wash the dishes anymore. so today my dad had just finished eating the dinner he had me make for him and he licked his plate clean, next thing i know he's putting his dirty dish in the dish strainer! i tell him don't do that NO one wants to eat off of a dirty dish so his come back to this is well i guess thats why you aren't allowed to do the dishes anymore! 

i'm charlotte!

on saturday i had my hair cut and i really like it! but if i had to choose which sex and the city star i look like i would love to say charlotte because i like to think that i'm so "punk-rock" but i'm really conservative. if you look at the later episodes before samantha got breast cancer you could say i have of brunette version of what samantha had. but i still think it looks a little like something charlotte would have. what do you think? its so fabulous! right darling?

waiting....

I hate waiting! i like to think that i can be very patient. but what bugs me is when i make plans with someone and they stand me up. Yessi and i had plans for today, and i've bee waiting for her all day. i'm bored! and i feel like i'm being ditched. are plans were she would give me a ride to her house after skool but i stayed home so that step was taken care of. but she stayed at angel's house last night and so she gets stuck in north hollywood till her mom can pick her up and its just annoying because when shes at angel's house nothing happens. and i'm some horribly weird teenager who likes structure and wants to have a game plan on what were doing. are we partying? of so what time are we going?  but i know enough to know when i'm getting ditched. its when they don't call to let you know when they cancel and your stuck at home waiting for them.

Sex and the City

the girls are back!!!  and the movie is coming out on may 30th so far but yet so close! so if you want to see the movie trailer please visit www.sexandthecitymovie.com  Anyone can be a Carrie or a Charlotte or a Samantha or a Miranda. but don't let anything stop you from being a lawyer, PR representative, a writer or a hopeless romantic! so lets count down the days!

bangs or no bangs

that is the question... i've spent all this time growing out my bangs and i've been trying to figure out what type of cut i want to get for over a month. ITS ONLY HAIR!!! it will grow back. thats what i keep remembering. but i've never had a cut that i've absolutely loved. so now i have an idea of what i want to get but should i get bangs? i always feel like i look like a guy when i have my hair in a ponytail with out bangs. what should i do???

JANET'S COMING!! JANET'S COMING!! JANET'S COMING!!

SO FAR ITS  IN THE PLAN FOR JANET TO COME TO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA  IN HER JUNE TOUR OF "FEARLESS FOURTEEN"!!! SO I'M EXCITED!!! MY MOM WON'T LET ME GO TO PLUM DAYS IN TRENTON AND SHE WON'T LET ME GO TO THE  RELEASE DAY AND SIGNING IN LEDYARD, CONNECTICUT. I CAN'T WIN WITH HER!!! SHE MIGHT COME TO ME!!!! EVEN IF SHE WASN'T COMING TO CALIFORNIA AND SHE WAS GOING TO WASHINGTON, YESSI AND I WOULD STILL GO!  I'M JUST HAPPY AND I'M SPREADING THE NEWS!!!

you gotta love America!!!

its only in America that you can see Philippine Prisoners performing "Thriller" i think they did a way better job than Michael Jackson! well this is just one reason why America is great there are tons of serious reasons, so if you can think up a fun reason tell me about it!  well hope you enjoy!

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i know what i want to do with my life!

 last night i was watching the Oscars on channel 7 and there were all these video montages that showed award winning movies through out the years and it was so cool. but what i realized when they were showing this video montages on set design where they would show the story board fade into the end result and i thought it was really cool. so i decided that  when i go to college that i would take up entertainment and design. i realized how cool it would be to have a legacy that everyone has seen, to has been translated in to tons of different languages. i need a dream besides going to Trenton so this will lead the way!

i can save a life!

i spent my whole presidents day, yesterday  on my knees ... blowing air into a plastic adult, and infant. and you want to know something, movies are so over rated! in movies when they are performing CPR they like do 5 breathes and 5 chest compressions. THAT IS SO FAKE!! its 2 breathes and 30 chest compressions. well now i'm certified to preform CPR , the Himlickremover, and first aid. i'm waiting for my opportunity to shout to someone "YOU CALL 911! GET AN AED!" i learned the proper way to make a sling, splint and arm and convert the sling into a more stable sling for a long car ride. i want to practice!!  yesterday i got a little pissed off because here i am with this knowledge and i was remembering how this kid broke his wrist at school and if only he broke it this week i could be there and take control of the situation and save his arm and or life! i learned how to use an epiepen. we all had i fake on but to me they looked real. and next thing i know everyone is stabbing themselves with it and i'm thinking "i just had to listen to people say how painful this shot is so there is no way in hell that i'm going to shank myself with this!!!" but yeah the Fray would be very proud of me and my ability to save a life!! my knees hurt!!

i love www.evanovich.com! part 2

i was heard ... Again!!! i feel so loved! i finally just surfaced after being underground for two days reading Stephanie Plum. i finished twelfe sharp the curfew natzi is bugging the hell out of telling me its midnight! ...  its midnight! sorry everyone i got to go!

i love www.evanovich.com!

they finally answered a question of mine! i've been heard and i'm just happy and Alex went beyond the call of duty! they answered two of my questions! so i'm happy! i love you guys so much!! and i appreciate you guys answering my question!

freak'in crazies

some people are just plain crazy and uncultured! my dad didn't know that Trenton and Newark are in New Jersey. and today i realized that my dad wouldn't be able to handle New Jersey! i went in to ralphs to do the houses grocery shopping of the week and i'm coming out of the store and i have to go behind our car so i can put the bags in the trunk and he totally freaks out. what type of man is that? well so he starts criticizing me  since i want to go to Trenton and he thinks that i'm going to end up shooting myself. since i want to learn how to shot and for my birthday i'm going to a shooting range. well i'll win in the end and thats all that matters!

the life of kloie

where do you want to go more than anything?

its pretty obvious where i want to go!! most people have reasons. i can't really say why i want to go to Trenton New Jersey. i just know that i will go there some day! who knows i might even live there bi-coastal. for as long as i could remember i've always been a california girl!  saying "why would you want to leave California? everyone comes to California!" but now i'm here wishing i could be in New Jersey. so where do you want to go? some people want to Hawaii, California, New York, Florida, where ever!  enjoy your where ever, your destination is your key to happiness! so have fun. 

i want to go to New Jersey!

i do, i do! and trust me and yessi and who ever else wants to come with us is going to be running through film like theres no tomorrow! i'm so excited  i just got to figure out how to become friends with cops, thats all. what i want to know is how does one go about becoming friends with cops? without getting arrested. i'm thinking about giving them donuts but thats kinda a touchy  subject! don't you think? i only want to go to Trenton! i got to find out if theres going to be Stephanie Plum days this year. i don't care if i have to fly, drive, or hitch to get to Stephanie Plum days! i will get there! yessi and i will be total dorks! and the best part is it will be the journey of our life time! we'll kick start our lives. we've both never really traveled. shes been to Las Vegas i've been to Idaho but screw it Trenton is going to be so cool! i can't wait!  it will be so much fun!!  

www.evanovich.com

i always ask questions on that website and they never answer them! and i'm not even asking questions that have already been answered! i want to be heard damn it! i'm such a Plummie too. i've converted a  johovis witness  into a Plummie for God sake! i should get a metal of honor!  theres this really cool prize that them might sign up for charity! what happens is the winner gets  their name used in one of the books as an FTA, how cool is that! want to know what i'm doing for my 18th birthday?  my best friend, who i converted into a Plummie is coming with me to New Jersey! Trenton to be exact! i want to find the burg, and New Jerseyians!!! and i can't wait for Stephanie Plum days!!!