i can save a life!

i spent my whole presidents day, yesterday  on my knees ... blowing air into a plastic adult, and infant. and you want to know something, movies are so over rated! in movies when they are performing CPR they like do 5 breathes and 5 chest compressions. THAT IS SO FAKE!! its 2 breathes and 30 chest compressions. well now i'm certified to preform CPR , the Himlickremover, and first aid. i'm waiting for my opportunity to shout to someone "YOU CALL 911! GET AN AED!" i learned the proper way to make a sling, splint and arm and convert the sling into a more stable sling for a long car ride. i want to practice!!  yesterday i got a little pissed off because here i am with this knowledge and i was remembering how this kid broke his wrist at school and if only he broke it this week i could be there and take control of the situation and save his arm and or life! i learned how to use an epiepen. we all had i fake on but to me they looked real. and next thing i know everyone is stabbing themselves with it and i'm thinking "i just had to listen to people say how painful this shot is so there is no way in hell that i'm going to shank myself with this!!!" but yeah the Fray would be very proud of me and my ability to save a life!! my knees hurt!!