Janet and Alex

i met them and were tight!!!! i went to two signings one wasn't advertised that much so i had her all to my self and i got an end of line pic with her!!! just e-mailed Alex last night asking if she could e-mail it to me since my camera was being difficult!  well so i played it all cool. when we were in the car i was saying to my mom "i think thats Alex ... Janet Evanovich's daughter!" so my mom is like ask her. the way i pulled it off was so smooth and casual not as if i was meeting the daughter of one of my heros!!! so i walked past her and i turn slightly and i say "by the way are you Alex?"  then Alex says "yes, i am!" and she extends her hand and i say "hi, i'm Chloe Benado and i just love your website its wonderful i'm on it all the time i'm such a dork!" then i walk away and all these fat house wives you look like their meantly saying "F U to their husbands i'm never coming back!" so their just say oh i love your website blah blah blah and Alex looks over to me and shouts "look more dorks!" so a couple of minutes pass my mom finally gets out of the car but she doesn't bring out her book and i'm saying to her "ma what about your book? " she gets in the store and realizes she doesn't have her book! so i go outside Alex is still out there and i walk past her and i say "moms!" and shes like "yeah i know!" then i say "well it must be nice to work with your mom!" and Alex says "how with age Janet has turned in to a real work horse." then as i'm walking back after retrieving the book i say to Alex "by the way Dwayne 'the ROCK' Johnson has to play Ranger!" and Alex replies with "he could be in any movie he just need his shirt off!" then i said "AH! a girl after my own heart!" then i go inside and i met Janet. Janet was jet-lagged so she didn't talk much and i was so happy i don't remember alot that i said to her. but when Alex came in and said last in line pic i was shocked and than Alex was saying how usually there are balloons but there are none to day and i just look at everyone and i say "who needs balloons! i have Janet Evanovich!"  it was funny i said it in the Carrie Bradshaw voice where she says "Hello lover!"  but Janet put her hand on my back we get one pic taken i turn around and i just let out the tinest of giggles and Alex says just a few more and i turn and say to Janet "your just like Tyra Banks with your lil photo-shoots". And then we talk to Alex my mom brings up my jersey necklace and than i'm told that Trenton New Jersey isn't what it used to be and i get a told-u-so look from my mom and then we mention how we'll she them at the next signing which was the next day and Alex says "O yea, we'll have goodies tomorrow and i might even have something special for you!" 

So the next day rolls a long and we're in line waiting to get our books signed we had came earlier to get the wrist bands so were in the first group and i'm holding spots for my mom and yesenia and some how i got pushed to the end of the last groups line but i correct myself and i'm now in the right spot but i'm getting mean looks from these old women in their late 40s and then yesenia comes and stands next to me and i notice that the women are wearing i heart morelli hats so i try and start up polite conversation by saying"now see i'm a 'babecake' i can't decide!" and the women are like blah blah blah morelli then yesenia says shes morelli all the way and i just mention once you've re-read the series a couple of times you flip flop between men and ask why can't we have both? well so the women totally dismiss me and when Alex walks up to me she's like "oh hi!" i ask if i can have a pic with her and she says yes and then in front of everyone she goes digging in her bag and says "now i've started this trip carrying this one bottle" and then she hands me Ranger in a bottle. it takes me a minute to realize what she gave me i just though i was soap from her hotel room. and i go crazy once i realize what it is and my voice raised a lil in amazement and the women who were mean to me are giving the death glare and their eyes are saying "what makes her so special?" and then when Janet is signing my books i ask if she could do my umlot that she missed the day before and shes all livly today and talking up a storm and she asks if i pernounce my name differently and i say no. so she says oh its just to make you more special and then she says its not like you need to be anymore special and i say aw thanks Janet and then as we're leaving she says next time we'll be at my house and i trying to be funny says well then i won't have to steal your credit card to find out your address!

i was trying to be funny and i regret ever saying that!