a weird dream

 i had the weirdest dream last night but it wasn't scary or anything. well so this is what happened in my dream, here i am pregnant but its not my baby i'm just being a surrogate mother and i'm not in labor yet so the hospital decides to have me induced and the nurse who is inducing me is McSteamy!  well so here i am standing in front of one of those delivery tables in one of those paper gowns wearing long socks scrunched down and my chucks standing on a skateboard and here is McSteamy crouching down on a skateboard trying to induce me and hes wobbling so i just look down at him while hes trying to look up the gown and i ask him "why don't i just step down?" and so i do and while he is inducing me he say oops i hit the baby! so when hes done i'm yelling at him "what do you mean you hit the baby??" so i wap him one upside the head and then i start going into labor and suddenly he starts freaking out on me! (what kind of man is that?) well anyway i'm in labor and next thing i know i'm being pushed onto the table. then i sort of lost time, next thing i know its a few days later and so i'm walking around with no baby!  and i'm following this kid i know and i think i see this other friend and i'm pointing out the friend to the kid and theres my friend carrying the baby and then it occurs to me that she was the person i was having the baby for!!! (DUR! chloe! mental smack to the head!)the baby was beautiful! fair skin and brilliant blonde hair and she had shiloh's lips but she was just gorgeous! well so i start talking to someone and and that someone says wow i didn't even realize you were pregnant! and my reply was "well its only 9 weeks for dogs!" (where did that come form?) then that was the end.

i was amazed with all the random information bouncing around in my head. out of curiosity i looked up pregnancy in a dream book and heres what i found

-Pregnancy: signifies an embryonic stage of a specific type of awareness or enlightenment.

so was the awareness for me or for the mother of the baby? i kinda liked the dream cuz i knew i was doing a good thing by having the baby there was no remorse over not being able to hold on to the baby i didn't even get a chance to hold her or see her after i gave birth. there was no handing over of the baby by a doctor i just knew that i loved it and i was doing a good thing. well was that a weird dream or what??

my my, how could i resist you?

Mamma mia, here i go again

yessi and i saw it today and it was really good and its hilarious to hear pierce broslen sing! if you've ever seen the commercial than its probably the one where it says you'll be wanting to be dancing up and down the aisles. well the female bruce in me comes out alot when i'm hanging out with yessi and so we  decided to dance up and down the aisles during the previews and at the end during the credits well yessi chickens out and dances when everyone is gone but i was dancing alot and i can't dance! so i was flirtatious with life! and a woman starts yelling at me telling me to movie and its just like kill joy! and the whole point of it is we went to the first showing on opening day so when we were dancing people would be more likely to get up and dance with us. well HAH the lady was old and looked like she has no fun in her life and of corse we saw it at the cursed Mann 9 in granada hills.

Janet and Alex

i met them and were tight!!!! i went to two signings one wasn't advertised that much so i had her all to my self and i got an end of line pic with her!!! just e-mailed Alex last night asking if she could e-mail it to me since my camera was being difficult!  well so i played it all cool. when we were in the car i was saying to my mom "i think thats Alex ... Janet Evanovich's daughter!" so my mom is like ask her. the way i pulled it off was so smooth and casual not as if i was meeting the daughter of one of my heros!!! so i walked past her and i turn slightly and i say "by the way are you Alex?"  then Alex says "yes, i am!" and she extends her hand and i say "hi, i'm Chloe Benado and i just love your website its wonderful i'm on it all the time i'm such a dork!" then i walk away and all these fat house wives you look like their meantly saying "F U to their husbands i'm never coming back!" so their just say oh i love your website blah blah blah and Alex looks over to me and shouts "look more dorks!" so a couple of minutes pass my mom finally gets out of the car but she doesn't bring out her book and i'm saying to her "ma what about your book? " she gets in the store and realizes she doesn't have her book! so i go outside Alex is still out there and i walk past her and i say "moms!" and shes like "yeah i know!" then i say "well it must be nice to work with your mom!" and Alex says "how with age Janet has turned in to a real work horse." then as i'm walking back after retrieving the book i say to Alex "by the way Dwayne 'the ROCK' Johnson has to play Ranger!" and Alex replies with "he could be in any movie he just need his shirt off!" then i said "AH! a girl after my own heart!" then i go inside and i met Janet. Janet was jet-lagged so she didn't talk much and i was so happy i don't remember alot that i said to her. but when Alex came in and said last in line pic i was shocked and than Alex was saying how usually there are balloons but there are none to day and i just look at everyone and i say "who needs balloons! i have Janet Evanovich!"  it was funny i said it in the Carrie Bradshaw voice where she says "Hello lover!"  but Janet put her hand on my back we get one pic taken i turn around and i just let out the tinest of giggles and Alex says just a few more and i turn and say to Janet "your just like Tyra Banks with your lil photo-shoots". And then we talk to Alex my mom brings up my jersey necklace and than i'm told that Trenton New Jersey isn't what it used to be and i get a told-u-so look from my mom and then we mention how we'll she them at the next signing which was the next day and Alex says "O yea, we'll have goodies tomorrow and i might even have something special for you!" 

So the next day rolls a long and we're in line waiting to get our books signed we had came earlier to get the wrist bands so were in the first group and i'm holding spots for my mom and yesenia and some how i got pushed to the end of the last groups line but i correct myself and i'm now in the right spot but i'm getting mean looks from these old women in their late 40s and then yesenia comes and stands next to me and i notice that the women are wearing i heart morelli hats so i try and start up polite conversation by saying"now see i'm a 'babecake' i can't decide!" and the women are like blah blah blah morelli then yesenia says shes morelli all the way and i just mention once you've re-read the series a couple of times you flip flop between men and ask why can't we have both? well so the women totally dismiss me and when Alex walks up to me she's like "oh hi!" i ask if i can have a pic with her and she says yes and then in front of everyone she goes digging in her bag and says "now i've started this trip carrying this one bottle" and then she hands me Ranger in a bottle. it takes me a minute to realize what she gave me i just though i was soap from her hotel room. and i go crazy once i realize what it is and my voice raised a lil in amazement and the women who were mean to me are giving the death glare and their eyes are saying "what makes her so special?" and then when Janet is signing my books i ask if she could do my umlot that she missed the day before and shes all livly today and talking up a storm and she asks if i pernounce my name differently and i say no. so she says oh its just to make you more special and then she says its not like you need to be anymore special and i say aw thanks Janet and then as we're leaving she says next time we'll be at my house and i trying to be funny says well then i won't have to steal your credit card to find out your address!

i was trying to be funny and i regret ever saying that!